Report from medical team after the night out the other night most players lying in dark room with intravenous anti hang over drips attached we are hoping this mysterious liquid will make us win on Saturday ;lol
Your Sun reporter, M U Craker can exclusively reveal the shocking truth behind Jamie Vardy's pre-match binges.
For years, rumours have circulated about Vardy's bizarre pre-match rituals; now, finally, thanks to our undercover reporters, the truth can be revealed.
We sent in a team of undercover reporters to Vardy's house, dressed as his wife and dog, to uncover his shocking secret: he drinks a little port on the eve of a game.
Actually, we didn't. But we did send our toughest investigative reporter to quiz him, and finally he broke down.
Oh, OK, we read it in his autobiography.
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
In a further shocking twist, we have discovered that Vardy is not the only player to have a pre-match ritual that involves an element of superstition.
We will not rest until we have brought to light every single quirk of every single player.
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In 1977 we bought Derek Hales from Derby, he lasted two minutes against Middlesbrough before injuring his knee!
Aaron, Andre and Andy are running. (Sounds like a West Ham version of something in a Janet and John book. Showing my age there ;doh )
Diafra is running up the stairs. Shall we count the stairs? One. Two. Three. etc.
#woolfam
and today, let's look through the crocked window ;lol
Anyway, you're just a pup when it comes to age ;weep
Where is Benni, everyone?
That's right, Benni is in the pie shop
Benni likes pies.
A ;fishslap for the H&H comment.
But a ;nonono how did you know I was just looking at woolly_jumpers_online.com? Seriously. I was.
OK that's not the name of the actual site I was looking at... but they were lovely pure wool warm snuggly garments.
#ReadyForWinter
#woolfam
Tis nearly the season
Our back 4 will now have changed for a 6th PL game running, poor luck ...
Biggest issue with our leaking defence and patchy form is the fact we change it each week.
Week 1:
Antonio - Collins - Reid - Masuaku
Week 2:
Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku
Week 3:
Antonio - Reid - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku
Week 4:
Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku
Week 5:
Nordtveit - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku
And now likely to be...
Week 6:
Byram - Reid - Ogbonna - Arbeloa
Not to mention the back four against Astra (legs one and two) and Accrington.
so Arfur knackered his leg but also needed an operation on his hand. ;nonono
And Nordtveit unavailable this weekend
Not expecting him back any time soon.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11712/10597701/leicester-citys-jamie-vardy-admits-to-port-routine-before-games
But why do they have to use 'admits' in the headline?
He's not 'admitting' anything, just saying he does it.
All about the brie
Super Soaraway Sun EXCLUSIVE
Your Sun reporter, M U Craker can exclusively reveal the shocking truth behind Jamie Vardy's pre-match binges.
For years, rumours have circulated about Vardy's bizarre pre-match rituals; now, finally, thanks to our undercover reporters, the truth can be revealed.
We sent in a team of undercover reporters to Vardy's house, dressed as his wife and dog, to uncover his shocking secret: he drinks a little port on the eve of a game.
Actually, we didn't. But we did send our toughest investigative reporter to quiz him, and finally he broke down.
Oh, OK, we read it in his autobiography.
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
In a further shocking twist, we have discovered that Vardy is not the only player to have a pre-match ritual that involves an element of superstition.
We will not rest until we have brought to light every single quirk of every single player.
TOMORROW
Liverpool players' sign touching shame.
Add the port
Cheeky Vimto
;wahoo
dressed as his wife and dog ;lol