Report from medical team after the night out the other night most players lying in dark room with intravenous anti hang over drips attached we are hoping this mysterious liquid will make us win on Saturday ;lol
Your Sun reporter, M U Craker can exclusively reveal the shocking truth behind Jamie Vardy's pre-match binges.
For years, rumours have circulated about Vardy's bizarre pre-match rituals; now, finally, thanks to our undercover reporters, the truth can be revealed.
We sent in a team of undercover reporters to Vardy's house, dressed as his wife and dog, to uncover his shocking secret: he drinks a little port on the eve of a game.
Actually, we didn't. But we did send our toughest investigative reporter to quiz him, and finally he broke down.
Oh, OK, we read it in his autobiography.
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
In a further shocking twist, we have discovered that Vardy is not the only player to have a pre-match ritual that involves an element of superstition.
We will not rest until we have brought to light every single quirk of every single player.
I feel his pain. Literally. My hammy went again this morning. Only a small tear but i have had the grade 3 before and still remember the pop. Needed crutches for that one!
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Best ground in champo ;ok
Biggest issue with our leaking defence and patchy form is the fact we change it each week.
Week 1:
Antonio - Collins - Reid - Masuaku
Week 2:
Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku
Week 3:
Antonio - Reid - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku
Week 4:
Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku
Week 5:
Nordtveit - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku
And now likely to be...
Week 6:
Byram - Reid - Ogbonna - Arbeloa
Not to mention the back four against Astra (legs one and two) and Accrington.
so Arfur knackered his leg but also needed an operation on his hand. ;nonono
And Nordtveit unavailable this weekend
Not expecting him back any time soon.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11712/10597701/leicester-citys-jamie-vardy-admits-to-port-routine-before-games
But why do they have to use 'admits' in the headline?
He's not 'admitting' anything, just saying he does it.
All about the brie
Super Soaraway Sun EXCLUSIVE
Your Sun reporter, M U Craker can exclusively reveal the shocking truth behind Jamie Vardy's pre-match binges.
For years, rumours have circulated about Vardy's bizarre pre-match rituals; now, finally, thanks to our undercover reporters, the truth can be revealed.
We sent in a team of undercover reporters to Vardy's house, dressed as his wife and dog, to uncover his shocking secret: he drinks a little port on the eve of a game.
Actually, we didn't. But we did send our toughest investigative reporter to quiz him, and finally he broke down.
Oh, OK, we read it in his autobiography.
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
In a further shocking twist, we have discovered that Vardy is not the only player to have a pre-match ritual that involves an element of superstition.
We will not rest until we have brought to light every single quirk of every single player.
TOMORROW
Liverpool players' sign touching shame.
Add the port
Cheeky Vimto
;wahoo
dressed as his wife and dog ;lol
In his post match interview, Slav says it's a hamstring .... 'he heard a pop'
That's bad news, I think. Remember Derek Redmond?
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34279717
If it's a complete rupture, it will have to be surgically re-attached and normally recovery time is 3 months.
Could be available for Palace.
http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/October/6-October/Lanzini-back-among-the-goals
Sounds upbeat ;scarf
Arguably our best back four, and could be available for Palace