Latest Injury (and Recovery!) Mews

grey_til_I_dye

Feghouli available for selection for Watford.

Nah, that can't be right. He pulled up in training. It said so on the InterWebby. ;whistle

eskimoking

There was a video of him pulling up to be fair, not just words. Happy it turned out not to be serious.

IronHerb

Noble out! ;whistle

IronHerb

Ignore my last post, not difficult I know, wrong thread. ;doh

SuzanneClaret

;lol

grey_til_I_dye

New signing Loic Remy looks set to be sidelined for up to two months, and boss Alan Pardew says the club must treat the forward's thigh injury carefully.

Bazshuayi

His agent told him he was with West Ham?

ASLEFshrugged

Palace used to wear claret shirts with blue sleeves like ours......up until 1938.

thornburyiron

Did our injury record begin under Pardew's stewardship? If so maybe he's the real problem and a jinx.

PrestonHammer

Do you reckon bumping him off will do the trick?

ASLEFshrugged

Oh no, we have a long an glorious history of injuries.

In 1977 we bought Derek Hales from Derby, he lasted two minutes against Middlesbrough before injuring his knee!

MrsGrey

http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/September/15-September/From-the-Treatment-Room

Aaron, Andre and Andy are running. (Sounds like a West Ham version of something in a Janet and John book. Showing my age there ;doh )

Diafra is running up the stairs. Shall we count the stairs? One. Two. Three. etc.

Ravel49

Don't you mean Howard and Hilda ;wink ;run

#woolfam

Expat_Hammer

A bit like Play School really,

and today, let's look through the crocked window ;lol

Anyway, you're just a pup when it comes to age ;weep

OldCastleSwift

MrsGrey said:

Aaron, Andre and Andy are running. (Sounds like a West Ham version of something in a Janet and John book. Showing my age there ;doh )

Diafra is running up the stairs. Shall we count the stairs? One. Two. Three. etc.

Benni isn't running.

Where is Benni, everyone?

That's right, Benni is in the pie shop

Benni likes pies.

MrsGrey

Romaine10 said:

Don't you mean Howard and Hilda ;wink ;run

#woolfam

;lol

A ;fishslap for the H&H comment.

But a ;nonono how did you know I was just looking at woolly_jumpers_online.com? Seriously. I was.

OK that's not the name of the actual site I was looking at... but they were lovely pure wool warm snuggly garments.

#ReadyForWinter

#woolfam

MrsGrey

OldCastleSwift said:

That's right, Benni is in the pie shop

Benni likes pies.

Count the pies. One. Two. Three. etc.

SuzanneClaret

;lol

MunichHammer

Life of Pie would have been a lot shorter with Benni around. He would probably never have got as far as boarding the ship.

Ravel49

;lol Hilda ;wink

Tis nearly the season

TwistandShout

Arthur out for 6 weeks ;puzzled

jay_in_cpt

That's bad news, ligament damage...
Our back 4 will now have changed for a 6th PL game running, poor luck ...

OldCastleSwift

TwistAndShout said:

Arthur out for 6 weeks ;puzzled

My word. We really don't have a lot of luck, do we. Arbeloa to left back it is then.

thornburyiron

Cresswell starts training after next week so they'll both be ready around the same time.

SuzanneClaret

;weep

Vorselaarhammer

Beginning to get nervous, it feels like the gods are against us this season.

brookingsirons

Relegation deal with it ;wink

Best ground in champo ;ok

Lukerz

Great news about Masuaku. ;doh

Biggest issue with our leaking defence and patchy form is the fact we change it each week.

Week 1:
Antonio - Collins - Reid - Masuaku

Week 2:
Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku

Week 3:
Antonio - Reid - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku

Week 4:
Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku

Week 5:
Nordtveit - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku

And now likely to be...

Week 6:
Byram - Reid - Ogbonna - Arbeloa

Not to mention the back four against Astra (legs one and two) and Accrington.

SuzanneClaret

;weep

MrsGrey

http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/September/28-September/From-the-Treatment-Room

so Arfur knackered his leg but also needed an operation on his hand. ;nonono