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  • Did our injury record begin under Pardew's stewardship? If so maybe he's the real problem and a jinx.
  • Do you reckon bumping him off will do the trick?
  • Oh no, we have a long an glorious history of injuries.

    In 1977 we bought Derek Hales from Derby, he lasted two minutes against Middlesbrough before injuring his knee!
  • http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/September/15-September/From-the-Treatment-Room

    Aaron, Andre and Andy are running. (Sounds like a West Ham version of something in a Janet and John book. Showing my age there ;doh )

    Diafra is running up the stairs. Shall we count the stairs? One. Two. Three. etc.

  • edited September 2016
    Don't you mean Howard and Hilda ;wink ;run

    #woolfam
  • A bit like Play School really,

    and today, let's look through the crocked window ;lol

    Anyway, you're just a pup when it comes to age ;weep
  • MrsGrey said:

    Aaron, Andre and Andy are running. (Sounds like a West Ham version of something in a Janet and John book. Showing my age there ;doh )

    Diafra is running up the stairs. Shall we count the stairs? One. Two. Three. etc.

    Benni isn't running.

    Where is Benni, everyone?

    That's right, Benni is in the pie shop

    Benni likes pies.
  • edited September 2016
    Romaine10 said:

    Don't you mean Howard and Hilda ;wink ;run

    #woolfam

    ;lol

    A ;fishslap for the H&H comment.

    But a ;nonono how did you know I was just looking at woolly_jumpers_online.com? Seriously. I was.

    OK that's not the name of the actual site I was looking at... but they were lovely pure wool warm snuggly garments.

    #ReadyForWinter

    #woolfam


  • That's right, Benni is in the pie shop

    Benni likes pies.

    Count the pies. One. Two. Three. etc.
  • Life of Pie would have been a lot shorter with Benni around. He would probably never have got as far as boarding the ship.
  • ;lol Hilda ;wink

    Tis nearly the season
  • Arthur out for 6 weeks ;puzzled
  • That's bad news, ligament damage...
    Our back 4 will now have changed for a 6th PL game running, poor luck ...
  • Arthur out for 6 weeks ;puzzled

    My word. We really don't have a lot of luck, do we. Arbeloa to left back it is then.
  • Cresswell starts training after next week so they'll both be ready around the same time.
  • edited September 2016
    Great news about Masuaku. ;doh

    Biggest issue with our leaking defence and patchy form is the fact we change it each week.

    Week 1:
    Antonio - Collins - Reid - Masuaku

    Week 2:
    Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku

    Week 3:
    Antonio - Reid - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku

    Week 4:
    Byram - Collins - Reid - Masuaku

    Week 5:
    Nordtveit - Collins - Ogbonna - Masuaku

    And now likely to be...

    Week 6:
    Byram - Reid - Ogbonna - Arbeloa

    Not to mention the back four against Astra (legs one and two) and Accrington.
  • edited September 2016
    http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/September/28-September/From-the-Treatment-Room

    so Arfur knackered his leg but also needed an operation on his hand. ;nonono
  • ....but Cresswell is training with the U-23s and will rejoin first team training next week. Hopefully that means he can start against Palace

    And Nordtveit unavailable this weekend
  • Carroll always seems to be the footnote in these reports.

    Not expecting him back any time soon.
  • Report from medical team after the night out the other night most players lying in dark room with intravenous anti hang over drips attached we are hoping this mysterious liquid will make us win on Saturday ;lol
  • ;ok

    But why do they have to use 'admits' in the headline?

    He's not 'admitting' anything, just saying he does it.
  • Wot, no cheese?
  • I know

    All about the brie
  • edited September 2016
    VARDY ADMITS DRINK DEPENDENCY SHOCK!

    Super Soaraway Sun EXCLUSIVE

    Your Sun reporter, M U Craker can exclusively reveal the shocking truth behind Jamie Vardy's pre-match binges.

    For years, rumours have circulated about Vardy's bizarre pre-match rituals; now, finally, thanks to our undercover reporters, the truth can be revealed.

    We sent in a team of undercover reporters to Vardy's house, dressed as his wife and dog, to uncover his shocking secret: he drinks a little port on the eve of a game.

    Actually, we didn't. But we did send our toughest investigative reporter to quiz him, and finally he broke down.

    Oh, OK, we read it in his autobiography.

    TIP OF THE ICEBERG

    In a further shocking twist, we have discovered that Vardy is not the only player to have a pre-match ritual that involves an element of superstition.

    We will not rest until we have brought to light every single quirk of every single player.

    TOMORROW

    Liverpool players' sign touching shame.
  • Now JV does love a WKD.

    Add the port

    Cheeky Vimto

    ;wahoo
  • edited September 2016
    Grey ;lol

    dressed as his wife and dog ;lol
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