The Reader’s Digest: Pre Summer Transfer Speculation

thornburyiron · February 2023

They’ll send her out on loan anyway.

Expat_Hammer · February 2023

Slacker said:
Latest rumour coming out of Chelsea is that they’re tracking the Juvé tea lady. She’s seen as the natural successor to Gladys who’s been brewing at The Bridge for 32 years.
The deal for Ms D’angelo is rumoured to be a ten year contract at £80 k a week.
She’s just 18 and has only been brewing for 6 weeks but is seen “ one for the future “ by the Chelsea hierarchy.

Fortuneseeker said:
@steve, Our interest would be pretty pointless as David Moyes wouldn't select her!

Nah, she'll urn her place in the team

Ravel49 · February 2023

Is that what the tea leaves are telling you

HainaultHammer · February 2023

All these rumours are nothing but a storm in a teacup anyway.

Ravel49 · February 2023

There’s definitely something brewing that’s for sure

buffybegood · February 2023

Please, just no.

Slacker · February 2023

A source inside the club has hinted that if Chelsea had signed Ms D’angelo in last January’s window they would be in the top four now.

IronHerb · February 2023

But she wouldn't have made the European Cuppa squad as they had already reached the squad limit.

Slacker · February 2023

The latest is that Ms D’angelo is on a flight to Heathrow and will have a cappuccino test at Cobham with a view to loaning her back to Juvé until the end of the season.

Expat_Hammer · February 2023

We're getting these puns off to a tea

PrestonHammer · February 2023

At least no one has mentioned any fish.

Hamstew · February 2023

Some terrible puns but at least everything has been kept PG. Any tips for our next tea lady?

nychammer66 · February 2023

Hamstew said:
Some terrible puns but at least everything has been kept PG. Any tips for our next tea lady?

Rumours of some guy named Brooke Bond.

IronHerb · February 2023

Typhoo! I thought you were going to say Earl Grey.

Ravel49 · February 2023

Flamengo and Brazil forward Pedro, 25, is on the radar of West Ham. (Fichajes - in Spanish)

Fortuneseeker · February 2023

Both Southampton and Leeds want Argentine coach Marcelo Gallardo, 47, as their new manager (Football Insider).

Ravel49 · February 2023

I’m in hospital and I want toast but have been told I can’t have any 😡

Fortuneseeker · February 2023

Hope you are ok Ravel?

Ravel49 · February 2023

No I’m not
I didn’t get my toast!
Had to settle for rice crispies! 😂

Bazshuayi · February 2023

I hope thats the only thing that went snap, crackle n pop in the ward (get well soon whatever the hospitalisation is for Rav!)

Ravel49 · February 2023

😂
Thanks both

Well you could say my colon has gone ‘pop’

Just the small matter of having that Removed on the third 😫

MrsGrey · February 2023

Rav!
Hope you are ok.

Ravel49 · February 2023

I’m getting there
I’m really hoping to be going home today!

MrsGrey · February 2023

To unlimited toast 😂

Giant_Hammer · February 2023

Good luck Rav.

IronHerb · February 2023

A toast to Rav. 🥂

jay_in_cpt · February 2023

Wishing you a speedy recovery Rav.......

Slacker · February 2023

Hope you’re up and at em soon mate.👍⚒

buffybegood · February 2023

No toast? Give 'em 'ell 😂🤣😂. All the best for a speedy recovery 🤞🤞🤞

BubblesNeverDies · February 2023

Ravel49 said:
😂
Well you could say my colon has gone ‘pop’

Well, there's a euphemism if ever I heard one

Hope everything goes well Rav, and you make a speedy recovery.

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