The Reader’s Digest: Pre Summer Transfer Speculation

thornburyiron

They’ll send her out on loan anyway.

Expat_Hammer

Slacker said:

Latest rumour coming out of Chelsea is that they’re tracking the Juvé tea lady. She’s seen as the natural successor to Gladys who’s been brewing at The Bridge for 32 years.
The deal for Ms D’angelo is rumoured to be a ten year contract at £80 k a week.
She’s just 18 and has only been brewing for 6 weeks but is seen “ one for the future “ by the Chelsea hierarchy.

Fortuneseeker said:

@steve, Our interest would be pretty pointless as David Moyes wouldn't select her!

Nah, she'll urn her place in the team

Ravel49

Is that what the tea leaves are telling you

HainaultHammer

All these rumours are nothing but a storm in a teacup anyway.

Ravel49

There’s definitely something brewing that’s for sure

buffybegood

Please, just no.

Slacker

A source inside the club has hinted that if Chelsea had signed Ms D’angelo in last January’s window they would be in the top four now.

IronHerb

But she wouldn't have made the European Cuppa squad as they had already reached the squad limit.

Slacker

The latest is that Ms D’angelo is on a flight to Heathrow and will have a cappuccino test at Cobham with a view to loaning her back to Juvé until the end of the season.

Expat_Hammer

We're getting these puns off to a tea

PrestonHammer

At least no one has mentioned any fish.

Hamstew

Some terrible puns but at least everything has been kept PG. Any tips for our next tea lady?

nychammer66

Hamstew said:

Some terrible puns but at least everything has been kept PG. Any tips for our next tea lady?

Rumours of some guy named Brooke Bond.

IronHerb

Typhoo! I thought you were going to say Earl Grey.

Ravel49

Flamengo and Brazil forward Pedro, 25, is on the radar of West Ham. (Fichajes - in Spanish)

Fortuneseeker

Both Southampton and Leeds want Argentine coach Marcelo Gallardo, 47, as their new manager (Football Insider).

Ravel49

I’m in hospital and I want toast but have been told I can’t have any 😡

Fortuneseeker

Hope you are ok Ravel?

Ravel49

No I’m not
I didn’t get my toast!
Had to settle for rice crispies! 😂

Bazshuayi

I hope thats the only thing that went snap, crackle n pop in the ward (get well soon whatever the hospitalisation is for Rav!)

Ravel49

😂
Thanks both

Well you could say my colon has gone ‘pop’

Just the small matter of having that Removed on the third 😫

MrsGrey

Rav!
Hope you are ok.

Ravel49

I’m getting there
I’m really hoping to be going home today!

MrsGrey

To unlimited toast 😂

Giant_Hammer

Good luck Rav.

IronHerb

A toast to Rav. 🥂

jay_in_cpt

Wishing you a speedy recovery Rav.......

Slacker

Hope you’re up and at em soon mate.👍⚒

buffybegood

No toast? Give 'em 'ell 😂🤣😂. All the best for a speedy recovery 🤞🤞🤞

BubblesNeverDies

Ravel49 said:

😂
Well you could say my colon has gone ‘pop’

Well, there's a euphemism if ever I heard one
Hope everything goes well Rav, and you make a speedy recovery.