The twonk that is... Mark Lawrenson

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  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Slaven_Cups_His_Beard said:

    Yep, wait for it.....something along the lines of.

    "NUFC will be buzzing after that late equalizer and scoring 3 against MUFC, meanwhile WHU were very average and had to rely on 2 free kicks to dispose of lowly Bournemouth and are now missing Carroll again, therefore a nailed on home win 2-0"

    ;hmm

    Are you Lawro in disguise?
  • HamstewHamstew
    Twonkbucket
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    It's spreading across the BBC.
    Four Premier League managers have been nominated for December's manager of the month award.

    The nominations are....Crystal Palace's Alan Pardew, Watford's Quique Sanchez Flores, Arsenal's Arsene Wenger and Claudio Ranieri of Leicester City.

    Crystal Palace were the only side not to lose in December.....


    ;doh
  • MoojorMoojor
    "If we just ignore West Ham they will go away" LALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU MR BILIC
  • Pearces_Left_FootPearces_Left_Foot
    What do you mean West Ham are fifth ? absolute piffle old boy lets talk about Man Utd and Liverpool some more
  • MunichHammerMunichHammer
    Wasn't there a curse on that award, though, MrsG? I mean we want to keep winning so would we really want Bilic getting that award?
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Absolutely, Munich. I'm relieved the PL didn't nominate him.

    It was more the way the Beeb reported Pardew's achievement that rankled.
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    Well, in December we drew four and only won once so not really manager of the Month material.

    Now January has started brightly....
  • grey_til_I_dyegrey_til_I_dye
    Herb

    ;nonono

    Shh!
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    Ooops! ;yercoat
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    That's a rather depressing stat you just posted there Herb - it's normally me that posts something like that ;lol
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    ;lol
  • Expat_HammerExpat_Hammer
    MrsGrey said:

    It's spreading across the BBC

    Crystal Palace were the only side not to lose in December.....



    ;doh

    Who did we lose to in Dec ?
  • eskimokingeskimoking
    We didn't. Our last defeat was Spurs in November, right?
  • Expat_HammerExpat_Hammer
    That's what l thought
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Hence my ;doh
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Who? ;puzzled
  • YeoldhammerYeoldhammer
    Lawro for a knighthood
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    Arise Sir Twonkalot ;hmm
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    What was sung about 'The Twonk" at Bournemouth was not as per the tweet shown in his report, it was a lot cruder than that.
  • ironmike44ironmike44
    "It is all good fun, and I am really pleased they have continued to prove me wrong." Is it possible to type between gritted teeth? ;biggrin
  • MoojorMoojor
    The man is a total Pienaar.
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    Panini...?

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  • MunichHammerMunichHammer
    Well, he's managed one thing that Sam never really accomplished. Had his name sung by the Hammers' support during a match.

    Twonky Lawro's claret'n blue army
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    The Twonk lost this week to 'Kevin Hart and Ice Cube'.

    Twonk.
  • TexashammerTexashammer
    So Robbie Mustoe on NBC Sports yesterday , said how Man City had to deal with the physicality of West Ham.

    ;hmm who should have had a player sent off for a cynical. deliberate foul?

    Oh, yes, Man City ..

    both Otomendi and DeMichelis were far more physical than our central defenders, IMO>
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Ha ha he's having a laugh!!

    Carry on Twonk, carry on
  • LukerzLukerz
    Physical should not be seen as negative.

    I think we are a strong, pacy, footballing side. Not a bad combo.
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    Long ball.

    Delusional.

    Physical.

    6th in the league.


    #biteme
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    edited January 2016
    The table according to Twonks predictions

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