The twonk that is... Mark Lawrenson

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  • MoojorMoojor
    I have been getting some stick for some of my West Ham predictions, because Slaven Bilic's side would be in the bottom three if they had actually happened (see table below).

    I certainly don't have anything against West Ham, though. In fact I almost joined them as a teenager - they offered me an apprenticeship before I joined my hometown team Preston.

    I have been wrong about them a lot this season so I am sure their fans will not mind that I am tipping them to lose again this week
    So you accept that you have been badly wrong and then go straight ahead and predict another loss. Twonk
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    ;lol ;doh
  • TexashammerTexashammer
    QUOTE: In fact I almost joined them as a teenager

    Anyone else glad he didn't????
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    He was a top player but a Twonk when it comes to predictions and punditry
  • Expat_HammerExpat_Hammer
    hammer1964 said:

    ..... with a big CONKER

    No 64, that was Phil Thompson ;lol

  • Ravel49Ravel49
    ;lol I like this new style of posting ;lol
  • OldCastleSwiftOldCastleSwift
    ;hmm I'm not so sure ;hmm
  • Ravel49Ravel49
    ;puzzled how come bro ;puzzled
  • Ravel49Ravel49
    ;wahoo lolololololololololololololololol ;wahoo
  • OldCastleSwiftOldCastleSwift
    ;wahoo pardshype ;wahoo
  • Ravel49Ravel49
    ;angry now don't get me started ;angry
  • OldCastleSwiftOldCastleSwift
    ;footie Aflaminto ;footie
  • Pearces_Left_FootPearces_Left_Foot
    Afalminto ??? is that Scott Minto when he is on fire (playing wise obviously ) ;lol
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    edited January 2016
    Has anyone seen the BBC online poll where they are trying to put together a prem xi - they have chose candidates for people to vote for in the position of attacking midfielder:


    Dele Ali, Coutinho, de bruyne, eriksen, hazard, Mahrez, mata, ozil, silva, willian

    But....

    No Payet

    ;doh
    ;doh
    ;doh
  • HuttonhammerHuttonhammer
    Did you notice for the FA cup draw when they put up teams of note to watch for they had West Brom Spurs Chelsea and Eastleigh etc but no West Ham .

    There is definitely a noticeable bias.
  • HammerexHammerex
    Thats because Lawrenson decided what teams of note to watch for. ;biggrin
  • eskimokingeskimoking
    baracks_a_hammer said:




    Dele Ali, Coutinho, de bruyne, eriksen, hazard, Mahrez, mata, ozil, silva, willian

    Tempted to strikethrough Silva too this season.
  • iron_pantsiron_pants
    OldCastleSwift said:

    He's gone 2-1 Bournemouth.

    Yeah, he also thinks Alaska is a country so what does he know

    What a disgrace!
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Baracks - Payet was on the list of candidates for central mid.


    The candidates were introduced thusly:
    Every team needs a bit of steel in the middle of the park so it is time to choose a central midfielder. We will have a separate category for those more attacking midfielders later on.
    Other candidates were Toure, Barkley, Tadic, Kante and Dier. ;puzzled
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    Mrs G

    It shows how much they know about Payet then
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    And as per MJs post on the match thraed, they seem to think we are playing Newcastle tonight ;lol

    #losttheplot
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    Texashammer said:

    QUOTE: In fact I almost joined them as a teenager

    Anyone else glad he didn't????

    ;wave
  • EXETERHAMMEREXETERHAMMER
    The Twonk gets it wrong again. Twonk
  • HuttonhammerHuttonhammer
    edited January 2016
    Mr Lawrenson.

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
  • chicagohammerchicagohammer
    maybe he should go head to head with Sarah Palin, they could probably learn something from each other, and remarkably, she would probably go on and beat him.
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Twonk
  • WrathChildWrathChild
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  • MoojorMoojor
    Even the official WH twitter account is getting in on it.

    From last night

    West Ham United FC ‏@whufc_official 11h11 hours ago

    Alright Lawro? [1-3] #WHUFC #BOUWHU
  • whupathmanwhupathman
    has he got the barcodes down for a 2-0 win yet? checking ...still a twonk
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Yep, wait for it.....something along the lines of.

    "NUFC will be buzzing after that late equalizer and scoring 3 against MUFC, meanwhile WHU were very average and had to rely on 2 free kicks to dispose of lowly Bournemouth and are now missing Carroll again, therefore a nailed on home win 2-0"
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