The twonk that is... Mark Lawrenson

Comments

• Slaven_Cups_His_Beard

  January 2016

  Slaven_A_Laugh_Lukerz said:

  Physical should not be seen as negative.
  
  I think we are a strong, pacy, footballing side. Not a bad combo.

  Not wrong.
  
  So why don't the pundits say that then?
  
  I think we know.
• Slaven_Cups_His_Beard

  January 2016

  So according to Lawrenson, we're pretty much relegated by end of January.....12 points from 23 games, needing another 25 points from 15 games.
  
  And Liverpool are only 9 points off winning it
  
  ;lol
• TwistandShout

  January 2016

  Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?
• Slaven_Cups_His_Beard

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  "unbeaten"
  
  ;biggrin
  
  "It's our year!"
  
  
• Moojor

  January 2016

  TwistAndShout said:

  Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?

  Just checked. Yes has them as unbeaten. Them and Arsenal.
• TwistandShout

  January 2016

  Cheers mooj ;ok
  
  And a ;lol for the Twonk.
• Expat_Hammer

  January 2016

  TwistAndShout said:

  Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?

  I was surprised, or shocked even, that he's actually had them down to DRAW even ;lol
• Slaven_Cups_His_Beard

  January 2016

  Twonk says......
  
  2-1
• Yeoldhammer

  January 2016

  Lord Lawro ;bowdown
• baracks_a_hammer

  January 2016

  In addition on what basis precisely did the twonk have West Brom down as 6th above Man Utd ans Spurs. Admittedly that's funny, however, seriously...
  
  ;doh
  
  ;doh
  
  ;doh
• baracks_a_hammer

  January 2016

  It seems that one side in claret and blue is cursing him for being consistently wrong, whereas another side in claret and blue is cursing him for being consistently right... ;lol
• MrsGrey

  January 2016

  tbf, he is taking it in good part.

  I am at Anfield for this game and expecting to hear a few songs from the travelling West Ham supporters who have been unhappy with my predictions - I will give them a wave.

  and then his views on the game, followed by

  So I am going to go for a Liverpool win, which will really please my new West Ham friends.

  
  ;deadhorse
• Slaven_Cups_His_Beard

  January 2016

  I could say so much more. .....
  
  But I'd be banned for life from here
  
  (No witty comments please ;biggrin )
• IronHerb

  January 2016

  Slaven_Cups_His_Beard said:

  I could say so much more. .....
  
  But I'd be banned for life from here
  
  (No witty comments please ;biggrin )

  
  I think what you're thinking will be well and truly aired by the travelling support, just as they did at Bournemouth ;biggrin
  
  PS
  If you are watching with children it maybe as well to keep the volume down ;whistle
• McHammer

  January 2016

  Lawro predicts liverpool will win so much that they get to keep the Olympic Stadium and littlle Jacks first born.
• EXETERHAMMER

  January 2016

  The twonk is trying to do the FA cup draw
• madridhammer

  February 2016

  He's finally tipped us to win a match tonight.Is anyone else now as worried about this as I am?
• SuzanneClaret

  February 2016

  Yep.
• Texashammer

  February 2016

  Oh, NO
  
  BIG LOSS!
• TwistandShout

  February 2016

  
• TwistandShout

  February 2016

  Moojor said:

  TwistAndShout said:

  Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?

  Just checked. Yes has them as unbeaten. Them and Arsenal.

  Still has them as unbeaten.
  
  In fact.. Twonkface has:
  
  - Liverpool on 49 points (they are on 34)
  - Liverpool to have not lost this season (they have lost 7 times)
  - Liverpool to be 4th in the league and 7th points clear of 5th (they are 7th, 8 points off 4th)
  
  
  - West ham to be 19th in the league (we are 6th)
  - West ham to have won just 2 games this season (we have won 9)
  - West ham to have 12 points (we have 36 points)
  - West ham to have lost 15 games this season (we've lost 5)
  
  
  
  Conclusion?
  
  He's a Twonk.
• Lukerz

  February 2016

  2-0?
  
  Twonk
  
  will be at least 4.
• OutcastLondoner

  February 2016

  When he did the FA cup draw did he mention us or just say Liverpool?
• eskimoking

  February 2016

  He said West Ham, but didn't know what league we are in.
• whupathman

  February 2016

  apparently he looked at his own table and assumed we would concentrate on staying up rather than the cup
• grey_til_I_dye

  February 2016

  AKA
  
  He plays in an Indie band, so he doesn't count.
  
  (Probably is a twonk, mind...)
• OldCastleSwift

  February 2016

  Lawro.
  
  Was.
  
  Right.
  
  Football's No1 Expert
• grey_til_I_dye

  February 2016

  ;nonono
• SuzanneClaret

  February 2016

  A broken clock is right twice a day.
• grey_til_I_dye

  February 2016