Rav's thread on annoying things
This discussion was created from comments split from: Couldn't think - from Sept 2022.
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I’ll wait..
Basically most inanimate objects that don’t work until you have a stern word or threaten them with violence.
Hearing that high pitched mosquito whine in your ear 10 minutes after you've gone to bed.
Dairy Lea triangles.
The person who sends you a message ( FB, WhatsApp etc) and if you don't reply within 30 mins sends you another one consisting of ??
Parent who emails you 5 minutes before a lesson to say 'did I tell you I was cancelling this?'
The cockroach that scuttles into your wardrobe just after you have sprayed it with the nuclear death spray.
The cockroach that scuttles into your wardrobe just BEFORE you have sprayed it with the nuclear death spray.
Toast that falls on the floor buttered side down.
Boris Johnson.
The expression ' so fun'.
Finding the cockroach that scuttled into your wardrobe 2 days ago.
Breaking your only corkscrew as you try to open your only bottle of wine on a Friday night after all the shops have shut.
Football streamers who post a link to a game that isn't the game.
Every Greek person who doesn't know what an indicator light is for.
Automated phone calls that purport to be from HMRC telling you you are about to be prosecuted for non payment of taxes.
Jaffa 'cakes'.
People who wear their face mask over their mouth but not their nose.
Dried mushrooms that are still rubbery even when you follow and even exceed the soaking instructions.
Google that emails you a recovery code when you have forgotten your password..to your Gmail account... Which you can't access because you can't log in to your Google account because... You've forgotten your password.
Antonio Conte.
Incorrect use of capital letters.
Our local waste collection service that puts all our separated recyclable materials into the general waste and sends it to landfill.
American spelling in Wordle.
Soggy chips.
Are you still reading... 😂
What’s wrong with them? 😂
Proper makes my teeth itch.
Oh and that Rylan bloke off the telly, I’m not a violent man but…………
This!
Hah! You wouldn’t say that if you had my Labrador. The only thing he won’t eat is his worming tablet because they’re bitter tasting. However, insert one in a Dairy Lea Triangle et voila.
How do you know they’re bitter?🤷🏻♂️😳
... I'm not sure you are going to win me over! lol