The 'Couldn't think where to put this' thread part 2 or 'does my comment merit a NEW THREAD?'

BubblesNeverDies

ASLEF, I think you've missed something ;wink

Cuz1

I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure

Pearces_Left_Foot

I found myself agreeing with Neil Warnock the other day " that Spurs should be made to play the rest of the season at Wembley " so no teams get an advantage by the change of stadium. I have had several showers and scrubbed myself clean thoroughly but still feel a bit dirty. ;lol

grey_til_I_dye

grey_til_I_dye said:

I'd give my right arm to be ambivalent...

On the other hand...

IronHerb

...four fingers and a thumb.

Vorselaarhammer

Crazy how close the 2 grounds are in Dundee..

OldCastleSwift

I see Man City are doing a West Ham against Burton

MrsGrey

Our record has been trashed ;weep

Hamstew

Only the first leg. Burton are still in this

Cuz1

I think city thort they could play the two legs together

MrsGrey

Tbh, they could play the second leg with one leg tied behind their backs.

IronHerb

That would make it the first leg though. ;biggrin

Ace of Clubs

SuzanneClaret

I see Amazon boss Jeff Bezos’ wife is leaving him.

With a neighbour, presumably.

Hamstew

SuzanneClaret said:

I see Amazon boss Jeff Bezos’ wife is leaving him.

With a neighbour, presumably.

I'm not surprised. They guy is way past his prime

IronHerb

How do you become worth $137 billion? ;nonono

Hamstew

Its a shame they couldn't re-kindle that love

Vorselaarhammer

In other news...

Apparently Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell.

In a statement she said, "The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis!"

PrestonHammer

I've started a New Year, New Me resolution for this year.

On the first Monday of every month, I open up a bottle of Liebfraumilch and put on my New Order cd.

I call it Blue Nun Day.

IronHerb

You're taking the Riesling. ;whistle

chicagohammer

Oh my gawd, Preston, you brought on a raft of flashbacks there, I used to think I was soooo sophisticated ;doh

ASLEFshrugged

Nobby Nolan and Declan Rice on Soccer AM.

Slacker

Just watching Rio and Joe on telly as pundits,jeez that makes me feel old.I remember watching them in the youths.

ASLEFshrugged

Colin says that after Brexit signing players will be so much easier.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/12/neil-warnock-cardiff-city-brexit-leave

He's blamed everyone else so I suppose it was only a matter of time before he blamed the EU...

Expat_Hammer

Must admit that Antonio did amuse me on GOS this morning, immediately dismissing the spuds as a title contender

;biggrin

Cuz1

Well after there defeat tonight he’s probably right thank god that would be my worst nightmare it just can’t happen while I have air to breathe surely

ASLEFshrugged

When Colin was ranting about Brexit and said "To hell with the rest of the world" he was sat in front of a "Visit Malaysia" advert.

grey_til_I_dye

Colin's not the sharpest rubber in the pencil case.

Vorselaarhammer

To paraphrase the great Forest Gump...

Colin is as Colin does....

Cuz1

Life’s a box of Colins