The twonk that is... Mark Lawrenson

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  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    Panini...?

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  • MunichHammerMunichHammer
    Well, he's managed one thing that Sam never really accomplished. Had his name sung by the Hammers' support during a match.

    Twonky Lawro's claret'n blue army
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    The Twonk lost this week to 'Kevin Hart and Ice Cube'.

    Twonk.
  • VorselaarhammerVorselaarhammer
    edited January 2016
    He described us as a physical team on motd extra today...
  • TexashammerTexashammer
    So Robbie Mustoe on NBC Sports yesterday , said how Man City had to deal with the physicality of West Ham.

    ;hmm who should have had a player sent off for a cynical. deliberate foul?

    Oh, yes, Man City ..

    both Otomendi and DeMichelis were far more physical than our central defenders, IMO>
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Ha ha he's having a laugh!!

    Carry on Twonk, carry on
  • LukerzLukerz
    Physical should not be seen as negative.

    I think we are a strong, pacy, footballing side. Not a bad combo.
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    Long ball.

    Delusional.

    Physical.

    6th in the league.


    #biteme
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    edited January 2016
    The table according to Twonks predictions

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  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Slaven_A_Laugh_Lukerz said:

    Physical should not be seen as negative.

    I think we are a strong, pacy, footballing side. Not a bad combo.

    Not wrong.

    So why don't the pundits say that then?

    I think we know.
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    So according to Lawrenson, we're pretty much relegated by end of January.....12 points from 23 games, needing another 25 points from 15 games.

    And Liverpool are only 9 points off winning it

    ;lol
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    edited January 2016
    "unbeaten"

    ;biggrin

    "It's our year!"

  • MoojorMoojor
    TwistAndShout said:

    Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?

    Just checked. Yes has them as unbeaten. Them and Arsenal.
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Cheers mooj ;ok

    And a ;lol for the Twonk.
  • Expat_HammerExpat_Hammer
    TwistAndShout said:

    Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?

    I was surprised, or shocked even, that he's actually had them down to DRAW even ;lol
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Twonk says......

    2-1
  • YeoldhammerYeoldhammer
    Lord Lawro ;bowdown
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    In addition on what basis precisely did the twonk have West Brom down as 6th above Man Utd ans Spurs. Admittedly that's funny, however, seriously...

    ;doh

    ;doh

    ;doh
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    It seems that one side in claret and blue is cursing him for being consistently wrong, whereas another side in claret and blue is cursing him for being consistently right... ;lol
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    tbf, he is taking it in good part.
    I am at Anfield for this game and expecting to hear a few songs from the travelling West Ham supporters who have been unhappy with my predictions - I will give them a wave.
    and then his views on the game, followed by
    So I am going to go for a Liverpool win, which will really please my new West Ham friends.

    ;deadhorse
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    I could say so much more. .....

    But I'd be banned for life from here

    (No witty comments please ;biggrin )
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    Slaven_Cups_His_Beard said:

    I could say so much more. .....

    But I'd be banned for life from here

    (No witty comments please ;biggrin )


    I think what you're thinking will be well and truly aired by the travelling support, just as they did at Bournemouth ;biggrin

    PS
    If you are watching with children it maybe as well to keep the volume down ;whistle
  • McHammerMcHammer
    Lawro predicts liverpool will win so much that they get to keep the Olympic Stadium and littlle Jacks first born.
  • EXETERHAMMEREXETERHAMMER
    The twonk is trying to do the FA cup draw
  • madridhammermadridhammer
    He's finally tipped us to win a match tonight.Is anyone else now as worried about this as I am?
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    Yep.
  • TexashammerTexashammer
    Oh, NO

    BIG LOSS!
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
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  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Moojor said:

    TwistAndShout said:

    Does Lawro still have Liverpool down as unbeaten?

    Just checked. Yes has them as unbeaten. Them and Arsenal.
    Still has them as unbeaten.

    In fact.. Twonkface has:

    - Liverpool on 49 points (they are on 34)
    - Liverpool to have not lost this season (they have lost 7 times)
    - Liverpool to be 4th in the league and 7th points clear of 5th (they are 7th, 8 points off 4th)


    - West ham to be 19th in the league (we are 6th)
    - West ham to have won just 2 games this season (we have won 9)
    - West ham to have 12 points (we have 36 points)
    - West ham to have lost 15 games this season (we've lost 5)



    Conclusion?

    He's a Twonk.
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