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  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    When he choked on an olive pit.
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    When he got low-back-pain syndrome.
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    When he hurt his vocal chords due to constantly mimicking every sound he heard.
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    When he dropped Alicia Keys' 2001 album* on his foot.









    *"Songs in A Minor"
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    edited July 2017
    When he hurt his fingers playing all the white notes on the piano.


    (This can develop into C major injury.)


    Yes, very much a musicians' joke.
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    To complete the circle:

    When he was beaten up by a kid.
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    well...not so much of a joke ;biggrin
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    Sorry if it didn't strike the right chord with you, Herb.
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    I note your concerns.
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    ;lol

    Somebody stop him!
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    Being a good listener and in tune with feelings of your fellow forum members is the key to creating harmony. So I'll tone down the musical puns, or at least scale them back, Or better still, beat it, and look for somewhere to sing Carroll's praises instead. Or if not hymn, our midfield maestro Lanzini.

    Now, where did I leave the reid for my oboeiang?

    Hmmm. Suite...
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    I'm sure I'll be hung, drawn and quartet for that last one.
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    ;weep
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    Back to the topic: what were the injury records of Rigobert and Alex?
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    I'm sure they were on island records....
  • BazshuayiBazshuayi
    I'd like to thank Moore_than_a_nick for giving me the day off. Sunday will be a non pun/play on words day for me (as already mentioned on the TF thread)

    Plus I had a dream that my Carroll 'minor injury' quip (canary being gassed as in 'miner injury') would get no 'make me laugh' clicks. I woke up and it was true!!! ;weep

    So Sunday is a quiet day of reflection and maybe some Sky sports team tinkering activity. After all, I cant give everything up!
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Baz v Nick

    #PunOff

    ;wahoo
  • BazshuayiBazshuayi
    I think Michael Caine in Get Carter said it pretty well....

    "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself"
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    MrsGrey said:

    Izzy, you must have missed it.


    9 May Injury Update on club site:
    Finally, Andy Carroll is continuing with his rehabilitation after suffering a significant adductor strain.

    Mrs G, honestly never saw that, thanks ;ok

  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Interviewed after last night's 'training game' Slav says Kouyate 'done his knee'.

    Video on the OS
  • LukerzLukerz
    edited July 2017
    Oh dear

    That didn't last long
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    ;lol I saw your other post immediately after I'd typed that.

    There was no further info (probably too early to tell exactly what's wrong/prognosis) but I expect we'll hear something later in the week.
  • LukerzLukerz
    The only one problem we’ve had is with Cheikhou, who injured his knee in a very strange and awkward way during training, but apart from that I’m happy with everything,” said Slaven.
  • OldCastleSwiftOldCastleSwift
    We seem quite good at picking up strange and awkward injuries
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    Slaven_A_Laugh_Lukerz said:

    The only one problem we’ve had is with Cheikhou, who injured his knee in a very strange and awkward way during training, but apart from that I’m happy with everything,” said Slaven.
    Of course he did... couldn't be a normal injury or no injury at all ;angry
  • MoojorMoojor
    SuzanneClaret said:

    Slaven_A_Laugh_Lukerz said:

    The only one problem we’ve had is with Cheikhou, who injured his knee in a very strange and awkward way during training, but apart from that I’m happy with everything,” said Slaven.
    Of course he did... couldn't be a normal injury or no injury at all ;angry

    Maybe it is a really straight forward injury and he will be fine in a couple of days. Because for us that would be very strange and awkward because our physio's have flat bookings for 6 months per injury.
  • thornburyironthornburyiron
    Kouyate to miss first 3 games of the season according to Slav so make that somewhere between 6 and 10 unless our new fitness/medical team know what they're doing.
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Rumours that Andy Carroll has been pictured in Ibiza partying.... ;doh
  • FlorinRaducliousFlorinRaduclious
    If he's been given the time off, what he does with it is of his concern. As long as he's doing all he has been asked for his rehab we cannot expect him to sit on his hands in his free time. Obviously if he's stage diving that's another matter but having a night out shouldn't worsen his injury on the presumption he's taking it carefully. Although all this is presuming that this rumoured picture is actually true anyway...
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    His missis has posted pictures 2 days ago on Instagram of her, her sister and AC in Majorca.
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