How good is Pedro Obiang?

MrsGrey

This discussion was created from comments split from: West Brom (H) 11/02 - 15.00 k/o.

Moore_than_a_nick

Did you know Pedro Obiang means to park without the handbrake in Spanish?

Ravel49

We're all dreaming of a team of Obiang's ;quaver

OldCastleSwift

When Pedro Obiang crosses the road, cars look both ways

Ravel49

Big foot claims he saw Pedro Obiang.

OldCastleSwift

When Google has a question, they 'Obiang' it

Ravel49

There once was a street called Pedro Obiang, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Pedro Obiang and lives.

Slaven_Cups_His_Beard

;quaver
He came from sunny spain,
He runs the bloomin game
and he can play,
Oh he can play,
he plays for West Ham!!
OBI OBI OBIANG!
OBIANG! OBIANG!

OBI OBI OBIANG, OBIANG!

;quaver

(To the tune of the Music Man)

ASLEFshrugged

Aparcar el autobus con el freno de mano apagado

OldCastleSwift

Pedro Obiang can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves

Bazshuayi

When Pedro Obiang wants a move back to Spain for family reasons, he does it in the right way and all our squad and fans unite behind him wishing him the best of fortune ;run Too soon? ;hmm

Giant_Hammer

Pedro aparcar sin Freno de mano. ;biggrin

baracks_a_hammer

bazWHUusa said:

When Pedro Obiang wants a move back to Spain for family reasons, he does it in the right way and all our squad and fans unite behind him wishing him the best of fortune ;run Too soon? ;hmm

If he doesn't he will have to exclude himself from the whatsapp group invite list to Nando's

TheMadcapLaughs

The chap is explosive, in fact when he gives you "that look" people cry;

OI DROP, `E BANG!!!!

TheMadcapLaughs

;yercoat

OldCastleSwift

Pedro Obiang can finish an entire bottle of milk in five seconds. Using a fork.

Vorselaarhammer

Pedro Obiang has a Grizzly Bear Carpet in his front room.

It's not dead, its just afraid to move.

OldCastleSwift

Death once had a near-Pedro Obiang experience

Adam

Pedro Obiang has only ever once let a player past him.

It was his own shadow and the shadow has never done it again.

grey_til_I_dye

Pedro Obiang has only ever made one mistake.

He thought he was wrong once, but he wasn't.

OldCastleSwift

Pedro Obiang can hear sign language

IronHerb

baracks_a_hammer said:

bazWHUusa said:

When Pedro Obiang wants a move back to Spain for family reasons, he does it in the right way and all our squad and fans unite behind him wishing him the best of fortune ;run Too soon? ;hmm

If he doesn't he will have to exclude himself from the whatsapp group invite list to Nando's

Not if he doesn't want to.

PrestonHammer

He can make and pour tea of out a chocolate teapot.

Pearces_Left_Foot

Pedro is so cool he has never broken into a sweat

Vorselaarhammer

Pedro Obiang is so hard he plays football with a bowling ball.

SuzanneClaret

;lol this is a very funny thread.

Typical 606 ;clap


For anyone looking in Pedro Obiang is rubbish ;whome and would really disrupt your team dynamics...

grey_til_I_dye

Travis Bickle is worried about looking at Pedro Obiang.

Fortuneseeker

What would have been funny is the look on everyone's face if he had left us and gone to prove how good a player he really is elsewhere. ;ok

SuzanneClaret

No, I don't think that would be funny at all.

Fortuneseeker

Suze,

That was the point I was making. Easy to make a quick judgement and then repent when it turns out to be the wrong decision (Feghouli and maybe Calleri) ;ok

OldCastleSwift