Your Sun reporter, M U Craker can exclusively reveal the shocking truth behind Jamie Vardy's pre-match binges.
For years, rumours have circulated about Vardy's bizarre pre-match rituals; now, finally, thanks to our undercover reporters, the truth can be revealed.
We sent in a team of undercover reporters to Vardy's house, dressed as his wife and dog, to uncover his shocking secret: he drinks a little port on the eve of a game.
Actually, we didn't. But we did send our toughest investigative reporter to quiz him, and finally he broke down.
Oh, OK, we read it in his autobiography.
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In a further shocking twist, we have discovered that Vardy is not the only player to have a pre-match ritual that involves an element of superstition.
We will not rest until we have brought to light every single quirk of every single player.
I feel his pain. Literally. My hammy went again this morning. Only a small tear but i have had the grade 3 before and still remember the pop. Needed crutches for that one!
Hopefully someone will tell Slav to ease him back in very gently once fit, a few jogs up and down the touch line in the 88th minute for a few months just to be on the safe side, those injuries such as Tore's can be difficult.
Of our other players who are coming back from injury, Andy Carroll, Diafra Sakho and Andre Ayew are all getting closer.
We have four Premier League games plus a League Cup tie before the next international break and if they are not training with us now — and none of them are — it is hard to see them coming back in the next month
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Super Soaraway Sun EXCLUSIVE
Your Sun reporter, M U Craker can exclusively reveal the shocking truth behind Jamie Vardy's pre-match binges.
For years, rumours have circulated about Vardy's bizarre pre-match rituals; now, finally, thanks to our undercover reporters, the truth can be revealed.
We sent in a team of undercover reporters to Vardy's house, dressed as his wife and dog, to uncover his shocking secret: he drinks a little port on the eve of a game.
Actually, we didn't. But we did send our toughest investigative reporter to quiz him, and finally he broke down.
Oh, OK, we read it in his autobiography.
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
In a further shocking twist, we have discovered that Vardy is not the only player to have a pre-match ritual that involves an element of superstition.
We will not rest until we have brought to light every single quirk of every single player.
TOMORROW
Liverpool players' sign touching shame.
Add the port
Cheeky Vimto
;wahoo
dressed as his wife and dog ;lol
In his post match interview, Slav says it's a hamstring .... 'he heard a pop'
That's bad news, I think. Remember Derek Redmond?
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34279717
If it's a complete rupture, it will have to be surgically re-attached and normally recovery time is 3 months.
Could be available for Palace.
http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/October/6-October/Lanzini-back-among-the-goals
Sounds upbeat ;scarf
Arguably our best back four, and could be available for Palace
now that would cheer me up no end
;pray
However if it means that Bilic doesn't try/start Tore 2 out of the next 5 games like he probably has done then I see that as a positive.
We haven't clicked yet and I want us to find our best team and fast. For me Tore doesn't play any part of that.
http://www.whufc.com/News/Articles/2016/October/12-October/From-the-Treatment-Room
Really hope Fletcher gets a run out soon.