The twonk that is... Mark Lawrenson

1246716

Comments

  • edited October 2015
    His Leicester predictions are almost as bad as ours ;lol
  • image
    So, so so close Mark!

    IMG_20151030_134933
  • He's into deep now.

    The early LFC game prediction and analysis that we're not a very good team has come back to bite him. I fully expect him to keep this up until we do actually lose.

    Then he'll pour himself a drink light a cigar and kick back, thinking how wonderful he is at this prediction game

    #Twonk
  • Knows knowt

    ;biggrin
  • The fact he got it right today makes me dislike him even more.
  • Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    Translated to football terms, Lawro will probably get one more right
  • Well he can not get them all wrong
    His is rubish,,, but his not very good at that either.
  • Still a twonk
  • edited October 2015
    He's into deep now.

    The early LFC game prediction and analysis that we're not a very good team has come back to bite him. I fully expect him to keep this up until we do actually lose.

    Then he'll pour himself a drink light a cigar and kick back, thinking how wonderful he is at this prediction game

    #Twonk
    ;doh

    He's just poured the drink and now he's lighting the cigar

    ;weep
  • edited October 2015
    hes had a shower using his smug shower gel, and smug soap on a rope.
  • Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    I had exactly the same thought - he is still a plank and as much use as said stopped clock
  • I have to confess I will never doubt his ability ever again and just wish I hadn't brought it to everyones attention that he had predicted us to lose 2-0 - Great Pundit! ;weep
  • Nah, Munich I think it will go something like this from Lawro

    West Ham have been magnificent away from home all season and have pretty much been unstoppable away from Upton Park. Watford on the other hand have found goals hard to come by at home

    Prediction: Watfotd 4 West Ham 0
    I wasn't far off the mark....

    I'm a darn sight better at predicting Lawro's comments than Lawro is at predicting football matches...
    I'm so sorry - please feel free to blame me.. ;lol
  • A stopped twonk is still right twice a twonkday...
  • Found this while I was tidying up some files:
    image
  • How do you do that? ;weep
  • Has 2-0 MUFC this week.

    Good......
  • A worrying trend is developing with Lawro - when he's predicting us to lose he is right, and when he is predicting is to win he is wrong

    ;hmm
  • 1 result right this week.

    Twonk.
  • Christmas Twonk.

    "But, for some reason, I fancy Liverpool"

    I wonder why that is.


    "Liverpool's problem is that when Roberto Firmino, Philippe Coutinho and Adam Lallana play without a centre-forward, they have too many touches and it allows the opposition to get back into position."

    Yeah, its the opposition... Not because those players are terrible.


    "But because Liverpool are the underdogs - and because there will be a great Boxing Day atmosphere at Anfield - I'm going for a home win."

    Underdogs at home to Leicester? Blimey.
    Great atmosphere, anfield? Maybe from the away fans.



    Have a rubbish Christmas, Lawro you big Twonk
  • 5 of the last 6 leaders of the PL at this time of year have won the PL.

    I'd make Leicester favourites in the LFC game right now.
Sign In or Register to comment.