The twonk that is... Mark Lawrenson

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  • grey_til_I_dyegrey_til_I_dye
    BELIEVE
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    edited October 2015
    He's into deep now.

    The early LFC game prediction and analysis that we're not a very good team has come back to bite him. I fully expect him to keep this up until we do actually lose.

    Then he'll pour himself a drink light a cigar and kick back, thinking how wonderful he is at this prediction game

    #Twonk
    ;doh

    He's just poured the drink and now he's lighting the cigar

    ;weep
  • HammerwombatHammerwombat
    edited October 2015
    hes had a shower using his smug shower gel, and smug soap on a rope.
  • chicagohammerchicagohammer
    Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

    I had exactly the same thought - he is still a plank and as much use as said stopped clock
  • FortuneseekerFortuneseeker
    I have to confess I will never doubt his ability ever again and just wish I hadn't brought it to everyones attention that he had predicted us to lose 2-0 - Great Pundit! ;weep
  • EastcoteHammerEastcoteHammer
    Relax...we may of lost today, but every day Lawro is still a twonk.
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    Nah, Munich I think it will go something like this from Lawro

    West Ham have been magnificent away from home all season and have pretty much been unstoppable away from Upton Park. Watford on the other hand have found goals hard to come by at home

    Prediction: Watfotd 4 West Ham 0
    I wasn't far off the mark....

    I'm a darn sight better at predicting Lawro's comments than Lawro is at predicting football matches...
    I'm so sorry - please feel free to blame me.. ;lol
  • grey_til_I_dyegrey_til_I_dye
    A stopped twonk is still right twice a twonkday...
  • grey_til_I_dyegrey_til_I_dye
    Found this while I was tidying up some files:
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  • HamstewHamstew
    Ha ha
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    ;lol
  • Giant_HammerGiant_Hammer
    How do you do that? ;weep
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Has 2-0 MUFC this week.

    Good......
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    A worrying trend is developing with Lawro - when he's predicting us to lose he is right, and when he is predicting is to win he is wrong

    ;hmm
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    1 result right this week.

    Twonk.
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Christmas Twonk.

    "But, for some reason, I fancy Liverpool"

    I wonder why that is.


    "Liverpool's problem is that when Roberto Firmino, Philippe Coutinho and Adam Lallana play without a centre-forward, they have too many touches and it allows the opposition to get back into position."

    Yeah, its the opposition... Not because those players are terrible.


    "But because Liverpool are the underdogs - and because there will be a great Boxing Day atmosphere at Anfield - I'm going for a home win."

    Underdogs at home to Leicester? Blimey.
    Great atmosphere, anfield? Maybe from the away fans.



    Have a rubbish Christmas, Lawro you big Twonk
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    5 of the last 6 leaders of the PL at this time of year have won the PL.

    I'd make Leicester favourites in the LFC game right now.
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Really?

    I still see Leicester as underdogs in most games. Last week against Everton for example.

    Liverpool have spent how much?
    Anfield....

    Can't think of too many teams that go to Anfield who are favourites?

    Liverpool 19/20
    Leicester 3/1

    Is what the bookies say...
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    We'd be 19th if his predictions were right.
    Watford 18th.
    Leicester 17th.


    Twonk.
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    edited December 2015
    I quite enjoyed this:
    I saw Leicester's 3-2 win at Everton last weekend when Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy turned the game in their favour. What we haven't spoke about is how organised the team is behind those two. Leicester have got width, defenders who defend, a top goalkeeper and they are all prepared to work hard to create chances for Mahrez and Vardy.

    But, for some reason, I fancy Liverpool.
    ;biggrin

    What could that reason be, I wonder?
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Well if Leicester are 3/1 then we should be all over it (assuming Vardy is fit).

    LFC have no CB's left, except Sakho (& Toure) and he's a disaster waiting to happen.
  • AKAHammer63AKAHammer63
    Yeh Slav but the bonus for Pool Skirtel is out ;wink
  • TwistandShoutTwistandShout
    Mrs G. Same ;lol

    Slizz, "https://m.oddschecker.com/m/#/football-english-premier-league-liverpool-v-leicester-winner"
  • HamstewHamstew
    I think calling him a twonk is harsh on other twonks.
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    ;ok
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    Dare I say it - the twonk got it spot on ;hmm
  • grey_til_I_dyegrey_til_I_dye
    baracks

    Doesn't mean he isn't a twonk... ;whistle
  • AdMeus_CaputFiliusAdMeus_CaputFilius
    edited December 2015
    And he's bound to get lucky sooner or later...... ;biggrin ;wink
  • AKAHammer63AKAHammer63
    He was right yes but it is a number game with him I predict Lawro monday will say 1-2 Soton ;doh
  • MJ_IRONSMJ_IRONS
    Paul Merson has us to beat Southampton 2-1.
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