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  • stevesteve
    when is the internatinal break think we may need it ;biggrin
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    edited August 2016
    Don't mention 'break' ;doh ;whome
  • YeoldhammerYeoldhammer
    Loan market has ages to go. Hang onto him till beginning of September.
  • McHammerMcHammer
    OldCastleSwift said:

    No bench though

    Is Bench injured? I'l have to seat it to believe it!
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    McHammer said:

    OldCastleSwift said:

    No bench though

    Is Bench injured? I'l have to seat it to believe it!
    Oh dear. You've set a new benchmark for bad puns.

    I would suggest using the treatment table as backup for the bench, but I don't think that's gonna work.

    Hang on. Don't worry - now I know why we hired Dicks.
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    Don't hate on me! I meant to play left-back!
  • McHammerMcHammer
    That's chair enough!
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    Hope there's still time to table an amendment to the team-sheet.
  • Moore_than_a_nickMoore_than_a_nick
    Seems we have too many fixtures and not enough furnishings.
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    Bung him a carpet and he'll be fine
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    Update on Ayew, from today's press conference (as reported on BBC).

    A decision will be made soon on whether or not he will have an operation. Depending on that .....
    "For Andre Ayew, there are two solutions, one with surgery and one without. We are going to decide which one soon," Bilic says.

    "He could be out for two and a half months or up to four
  • TheMadcapLaughsTheMadcapLaughs
    An operation after 32 minutes of his West Ham career ;angry Bonkers. No wonder no marquee signings want to come to us, we`re bloomping career ending.
  • baracks_a_hammerbaracks_a_hammer
    Am I right in saying the following have all been club record signings for West Ham??

    AC
    Ayew
    Dean Ashton?

    ;hmm

    Is it any wonder Bacca just made the announcement that he did today...
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    I'm assuming that Kouyate is the one who was injured, even though the WHU FB page tried to get you to believe otherwise, and because he was named on the bench?
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    ;hmm Are we sure anybody was injured?
  • adecokeradecoker
    Are we sure anybody wasn't injured?

    Ask not what West Ham can do for your injury but what injury you can do to yourself by playing for West Ham.
  • Pearces_Left_FootPearces_Left_Foot
    Bad news i twinged my knee at 5 aside this week so will have to numb the pain with plenty of liquid medicine Sunday ;cider the injury curse continues ;lol
  • Expat_HammerExpat_Hammer
    PLF, just consider the consequences if you'd have injured your drinking arm ;weep
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    ...for 4 months ;nonono
  • SuzanneClaretSuzanneClaret
    OMG Expat, why would you even joke about such s thing?

    ;weep
  • adecokeradecoker
    I'd just use a straw.
  • Slaven_Cups_His_BeardSlaven_Cups_His_Beard
    Kouyate is looking like he's out for tomorrow.

    Payet and Nord back
  • IronHerbIronHerb
    Rather Payet and Obiang back tbh
  • adecokeradecoker
    Could someone change the title of this thread or delete it altogether. It's making me nervous.

    How about "There Is No New Injury News To Report". That would make me much happier.



  • IronHerbIronHerb
    But that would likely be a lie ;biggrin
  • Pearces_Left_FootPearces_Left_Foot
    I have passed a late fitness test and should be able to drink normally Tomorrow
  • MrsGreyMrsGrey
    ;wahoo

    I'll transfer you in to my team immediately!
  • adecokeradecoker
    I notice that the title has been changed but, as yet, no recovery news has been posted. Now I'm getting really nervous.
  • sweepy23sweepy23
    Is Kayoute injured or not?
  • stevesteve
    yes and no............depends on who you read ;hmm
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