Dimi Payet; the Epilogue

epsom_bubbles

How long before a team defending a Maestro free kick puts a defender on the opposite post to the keeper. Mind, he'd have to be 7 feet tall ;whistle

whupathman

Are you allowed to sit on another players shoulders ;lol or sign Crouch on loan

MunichHammer

epsom, I think you have a point there. The problem now is, as you posted it, the idea is out there
But the season will be over soon and once the new fixtures are out our first opponents have weeks and weeks of dread ahead.

grey_til_I_dye

epsom

Not sure they'd want to play all our team onside...

MunichHammer

Is the on/offside really relevant, grey, when Payet is lining up a free kick within 40 yards of their goal? In all likelyhood it's going in anyway.

baracks_a_hammer

Payet is capable of finding the underside of the crossbar with unerring accuracy - you could stick michael Jordan on the post and it wouldn't make the blindest bit of difference

epsom_bubbles

You're right Munich. They would only have to do it for Payet and then only if the free kick was less than 50 yards ;whistle

SuzanneClaret

IronHerb

D'ya reckon?

NEoldiron

;lol ;lol

Slaven_Cups_His_Beard

grey_til_I_dye

cuz

He really doesn't say that in the interview!

He says he did a lot of practicing, but since he is now 'in the zone' (a paraphrase) he only has a warm up/practice before games.

grey_til_I_dye

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35980893

BBC pundits picking their player of the year. Most go for Mahrez, but Chris Sutton picks Payet

"If I could watch him play every week I would. In fact, I would watch him train every day if I could - he has been that good."

OldCastleSwift

Sutton understands

eskimoking

To be fair, Mahrez should win it. Great that we have a played being considered though.

Saw him linked with Valencia now for £48m. How much would we sell him for? As much as I love him and love seeing him play. Could we really say no to that?

Yeoldhammer

48m not enough

grey_til_I_dye

eski

Yes, imo.

With the move to the OS and the new TV deal, I think we are in a position to reject pretty much any unwelcome offer, assuming the player is happy to stay.

Vorselaarhammer

Eski ;ok

Payet has been excellent but if a player wins the league he should get the vote.

48M - 30yo yes please.

NEoldiron

Vorse give him a break, he only turned 29 last week ;biggrin

Vorselaarhammer

Neoldiron,

Listen I am 39 since 7th October so just passed 6months.

I am now closer to 40 than 39...

So I have sympathy but 48M is 48m...

;biggrin

SuzanneClaret

;biggrin

IronHerb

I'm 63 so still closer to 60.

Can I be 60? ;biggrin

whupathman

no ;biggrin ;hug

IronHerb

;weep

SuzanneClaret

IronHerb said:

I'm 63 so still closer to 60.

Can I be 60? ;biggrin

That would depend where you were standing.

Expat_Hammer

IronHerb said:

I'm 63 so still closer to 60.

Can I be 60? ;biggrin

Nope, that's me at the moment ;biggrin

whupathman

Just checking the Gooner forums, I wonder who they are talking about ;hmm I don't understand ;wink

IronHerb

That'll be Ozil I guess.

Swissiron

I'm 59 so closer to 20










than 75 ;ok

McHammer

https://twitter.com/vicki_stannard/status/707206881287266304