Manuel Lanzini (New contract August 2019)

Lukerz

"Nervous boy Reid"

NEoldiron

Antonio, the best buy West Ham has made in years. Young, strong, superfit, unafraid, passionate about his football, loves us and our appreciation of him, there is more but I have to go to bed now, the missus is a'calling ;wink

Ravel49

Lettuce called up to the pre squad for the Olympics

grey_til_I_dye

NEoldiron

Not quite, he's nickname is "la joya" ("the jewel"). Yeah, pedantic semantics rules ;ok

grey_til_I_dye

NE

But it can also translate as 'gem' ;ok

NEoldiron

Grey

But no sign of pequeña or poca ;biggrin ;ok

grey_til_I_dye

Oh come on, NE, lettuce have our fun...

IronHerb

Cos we all need to have fun....

SuzanneClaret

oh dear...

OldCastleSwift

And so it begins...

Expat_Hammer

Where did it all stem from ;hmm

Ravel49

The plot thickens

Yeoldhammer

Someone should really get to the root of these diversions off topic

Expat_Hammer

But most just leaf well alone

Ravel49

Maybe some members should be put on gardening leave

OldCastleSwift

Many puns, and a lot meant...

TwistandShout

I love Lanzini

Ravel49

Your love of lettuce should be on the fit and health thread twist ;wink

grey_til_I_dye

I seed what you all did there...

Ravel49

We're all nuts ;wahoo

SuzanneClaret

aint that the truth.

IronHerb

Until the next time ;beer

Ravel49

you reap what you so(w)

NEoldiron

The importance of punctuation demonstrated:

"you reap what you so(w)" - proverb
"you reap what, you sow?" - aggressive and insulting

;biggrin

SuzanneClaret

Sew, a needle pulling thread... La, a note to follow Sew ;quaver

MrsGrey

NEoldiron said:

The importance of punctuation demonstrated:

"you reap what you so(w)" - proverb
"you reap what, you sow?" - aggressive and insulting

;biggrin

Not just punctuation, but pronunciation too. ;biggrin

NEoldiron

Mrs. Grey ;ok

SuzanneClaret

Hamstew

The scenes when he hands in a transfer request