How massive are we?

alderz

NASA have had to update their list of man-made objects seen from space, officially stating that "West Ham United are seriously that massive."

Fortuneseeker

https://talksport.com/football/979085/

OutcastLondoner

Can't read that. TalkSport aren't massive.

nychammer66

NASA is launching an anti-asteroid craft to deflect asteroids heading for earth. It might also be deployed against west ham if we become too massive.

claretandbluesky

Apparently Wolves are in talks with the Premier League regard whether there is any scope within the rules to concede an unwinnable game, such as there is within snooker. They have said they would like to be able to concentrate on and prepare for actual winnable matches.

Bazshuayi

Quote from Steve Bull?

OldCastleSwift

BubblesNeverDies

Annoying to think that if Noble had put away the penalty against Manure or Brentwood hadn't scored that last-gasp goal we'd be breathing down the Chavs' necks.

OutcastLondoner

Sometimes, bubbles, you have to pretend that you are not massive.

claretandbluesky

BubblesNeverDies said:

Annoying to think that if Noble had put away the penalty against Manure or Brentwood hadn't scored that last-gasp goal we'd be breathing down the Chavs' necks.

Yes we should have had a point in both matches which puts us a point behind Chelsea, if De Gea doesn't save his first penalty since 1989 because we bring on a cold Noble and Ogbonna doesn't dive in needlessly in the final seconds against Brentford.

I must admit when I saw Masuaku coming on at the weekend at 3-2 I thought oh no he is going to accelerate into Salah needlessly in the box with seconds to go, luckily it didn't happen.

Hamstew

BubblesNeverDies

Ham, that is the funniest thing I've seen - EVER

Expat_Hammer

BubblesNeverDies said:

Ham, that is the funniest thing I've seen - EVER

Have you not seen the clown mix ?????

PrestonHammer

He's so high, you can't see his clown head.

OldCastleSwift

I'm sure Ham can do something about that...

Ace of Clubs

Hamstew

Jorderz_Moyes_will_be_Moyes

Oh. The clowns are back.

alderz

Jorderz_Moyes_will_be_Moyes said:

Oh. The clowns are back.

Weird way to announce that you've posted today

Hamstew

So historically the big clubs players are removed from International duty with various convenient reasons. Now there are rumours of us being absolutely massive Rice gets a mysterious illness and withdraws. Makes you think.

Kuchinghammer

They score everywhere we go, whoever they play for... West Ham players are massive

claretandbluesky

I never mind us bailing out these national teams as long as they send them back to us in one piece.

Kuchinghammer

One massive piece, c&b..😉..