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What careers are footballers suited to after they retire? (a bit of fun for the international break)
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TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Carlo Ancelotti doesn`t know whether to continue in football management.......
or join the circus..............
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Wayne Bridge will be doing something over water.
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Kieran Trippier, drugs trials.
NEoldiron
October 2017
Mark Noble - Member of the Upper House
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Freddie Sears, Grill Chef.
MrsGrey
October 2017
edited October 2017
Tyrone Mings - potter
MrsGrey
October 2017
Lewis Dunk - biscuit maker
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Ruud Boffin - A Professor of the unmentionables
NEoldiron
October 2017
Harry Kane - megalomaniac newspaper proprietor in the time of the French revolution
ironmike44
October 2017
Or......... Harry Kane - responsible for identifying and naming extreme weather events
DJ Hammer
October 2017
Michael Owen - debt collector
Robbie Savage - lion tamer
DJ Hammer
October 2017
Alan Shearer - shepherd
OldCastleSwift
October 2017
Demba Ba - Publican
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Papa Bouba Diop - Tidal Barrier
Vorselaarhammer
October 2017
Benni Mc - Fast food taster and Bra model...
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Titi Camara - Photographer
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Dimitri Payet said that after he had stopped playing football he was going to try very hard to become an adult.
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Paul Gascoine - Lifestyle Coach
TheMadcapLaughs
October 2017
Stan Collymore - Sheepdog Breeder
MrsGrey
October 2017
Winston Reid - Writer
Yeoldhammer
October 2017
England Football Team - Painting Walls
IronHerb
October 2017
Not sure about that Yeold. The paint might dry before they finish the job...
DJ Hammer
October 2017
James Collins - dictionary proof reader
McHammer
October 2017
Fitz Hall - Tailor
Ace of Clubs
October 2017
Geoff Hurst, Undertaker.
NEoldiron
October 2017
Jamie Vardy - human being impersonator
Brother_Sledge
October 2017
Pierluigi Collina - Domestic help (Fantasy Football TV prog visual gag)
Hidden Hazard - Minesweeper
DJ Hammer
October 2017
Peter Shilton - dyslexic cheese maker
chicagohammer
October 2017
Tommy Taylor - tailor
Alan Taylor - his assistant
Brother_Sledge
October 2017
Adrian - wall builder
Robert Green - namesake
Phil Parkes - bedding plant salesman
Mervyn Day - furniture remervals
Les Sealey - draught excluder
David Baillie - no can't think of anything
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or join the circus..............
Robbie Savage - lion tamer
Hidden Hazard - Minesweeper
Alan Taylor - his assistant
Robert Green - namesake
Phil Parkes - bedding plant salesman
Mervyn Day - furniture remervals
Les Sealey - draught excluder
David Baillie - no can't think of anything