Arrrh Ay La’ nobody seems Kean to step up and put the team living in the massive shadow of mighty Anfield thread up!
The club Moyes is most associated with comes to town with their shiny new Italian. An’ not a lotti people know that.
Hey, I haven’t done a match thread for ages and the puns aren’t flowing yet! You could always try Baningime…
For all the Italians out there, I Digne Mina to offend anyone.
How am I doing? So far S’gurd son
That Bernard’s got a bootiful left boot and Walcott will Theo retically score his one goal of the season against us.
But we have 17 cup Fornals to go to save ourselves. We need to be Good’son!
Verdict: For the pessimists, Lossl. For the optimists, ‘big Dunc’ for a 3 pointer