With Southampton subject to a Jisheng Gao Chinese takeover this week, a raft of new signings are promised.
Some of the players mentioned are 'Christie Aarons Matic Pied King Dunk' with 'Frei Rice' also tipped to follow.
Fans are encouraged to call themselves the 'Terry Cottee' army with plenty of fireworks expected (boom boom)
Known as Liverpool’s feeder club, Gao promises to ‘take-away’ this image or Romeu it altogether and not be Forster sell any more players
It was sweet then sour for 'Dick' Van Dijk. It’s a jolly ‘oliday at St Marys was his initiation song. Now ‘Barry Manolo’ Gabbiadini is the new singer on the block closely followed by the up and coming 'Shakin' Stephens'…
After promising Tadic the old playing style, new tactics are being discussed for Saturday...
Will they play a Long ball game, a Targett man or shall we just wait until Austin 'powers' (grr baby) through
Their academy is celebrated but it’s the way they’re now treating injuries that’s better than everyone else. They have their own wing at Southamptons St Marys hospital with ‘Ward’ Prowse at the center of it
Positives for us… Antonio expected back with Lanzini, Kouyate and Carroll close behind him in the next week or two. Also, let it be noted we only have to play against Lukaku one more time this season
Verdict: Yoshida known better. Things Saint wot they used to be