Mid-season awards - sponsored by LukerzITK
Ok. Bit of fun for the New Year...
Best player?
Worst player?
Favourite game?
Least favourite game?
Biggest surprise?
Biggest flop?
Favourite hair do?
Favourite celebration?
Best goal?
Worst goal conceded?
Opinion on Slav's hair improvement?
Player you want to have a beer with?
Player you want to slap with a fish?
Hammer of the Year prediction?
Go!
Best player?
Worst player?
Favourite game?
Least favourite game?
Biggest surprise?
Biggest flop?
Favourite hair do?
Favourite celebration?
Best goal?
Worst goal conceded?
Opinion on Slav's hair improvement?
Player you want to have a beer with?
Player you want to slap with a fish?
Hammer of the Year prediction?
Go!
Comments
Worst player: Calleri
Favourite game: Chelsea 2-1
Least favourite: 0-3 Saints
Biggest surprise: Carroll's pre-season
Biggest flop: Slav's lack of #thebeard
Favourite hair do: Masuaku
Favourite celebration: Dimi/team v Liverpool
Best goal: Ginge v Chelsea
Worst goal conceded: 4th v WBA
Slav's hair: not bad, but improvement to come
Beer player: Adrian
Fishslap player: Ogbonna
Hammer of Year: Reid
Best player? Obiang
Worst player? Calleri
Favourite game? Beating Chelsea 2-1
Least favourite game? West Brom away
Biggest surprise? We still don't have a right back
Biggest flop? Tore
Favourite hair do? AC's Locks
Favourite celebration? Fernandes vs Chelsea
Best goal? Payet vs Boro
Worst goal conceded? Too many
Opinion on Slav's hair improvement? Went to the same place as Rooney it seems..
Player you want to have a beer with? Kouyate or Antonio
Player you want to slap with a fish? Not a player, but the board for trying to sign players on the cheap and not pushing on after a great season last year.
HOTY: Reid
Worst player: Adrián (I would say Zaza but Adrián has been a big disappointment)
Favourite game: Chelsea
Least favourite game: Arsenal
Biggest surprise: Obiang
Biggest flop: Feghouli (again, I could say Zaza, but expected more from Feghouli)
Favourite hair do: Lanzini
Favourite celebration: Payet vs Middlesbrough
Best goal: Payet vs Middlesbrough
Worst goal conceded: First one against Arsenal where Ogbonna passed to them
Opinion on Slav's hair improvement: Has it been an improvement?
Player you want to have a beer with: The only answer should be Andy Carroll
Player you want to slap with a fish: After a few too many beers with Andy Carroll I reckon this would turn into part of the night out
Hammer of the Year prediction: Winston
Worst player:- Tore:- most dissapointing. ;doh
Favourite game:- Chelsea- best result, performance and atmosphere at the OS.
Least favourite game:- Arsenal- A complete mess throughout.
Biggest surprise:- Fletcher:- Been impressive whenever he's featured.
Biggest flop:- Zaza:- good pedigree and platform to perform from but unable to adapt.
Favourite hair do:- Carroll's man bun is sensational.
Favourite celebration:- Payet vs Liverpool.
Best goal:-Lazini v CPFC (team)/ Payet v Borough (individual)
Worst goal conceded:- too much competition for this! Maybe WBA- chadli's "counter attack" goal.
Opinion on Slav's hair improvement:- Making a beautiful man even more awesome. ;bowdown ;bowdown
Player you want to have a beer with:- Probably Carroll and Randolph, maybe somewhere in Shoreditch? ;beer ;wink
Player you want to slap with a fish:- In general, any of the Sullivans, or I suppose if the fish is big enough then the trifecta could be in play. Player?- Noble- if you keep passing back to the defenders you are shifting the responsibility! ;fishslap
Hammer of the Year prediction:- Reid. Obiang. Kouyate.
Worst player? Zaza
Favourite game? Liverpool (A)
Least favourite game? Arsenal (H)
Biggest surprise? Creswells poor form
Biggest flop? Zaza
Favourite hair do? AC
Favourite celebration? All of ours
Best goal? Payet v 'boro
Worst goal conceded? Liverpool 2nd
Opinion on Slav's hair improvement? I'm not in a position to criticise
Player you want to have a beer with? Winston
Player you want to slap with a fish? Noble
Hammer of the Year prediction? Pedro